10/10 Deciding whether or not to post this has been tumultuous, because there is no egg. We are not a bagel and cream...

6/10 I'm on the beach sitting in sand. And this bagel in my mouth tastes like sand. The bacon is wiggled through the...

7/10 Solid... All. The. Time. Bennetts has some heavy competition in downtown Portsmouth, but they always stay in their...

2/10 When your day is filled with suffering and despair, I am here. I am the fastest, bitchiest breakfast sandwich in...